Arizona
I can save you money on gas!
Alright folks, step right up! You
don't want to pay $4.69 for gas,
no problem, I have the perfect
vehicle for you. Needs no gas, no
oil, or even a battery, just a little
grass and water will do these
animals fine.
Now everyone has different needs,
so choose from the following models:
1. Trail Horse - Your average run
around town animal. Has the energy
to get where you are going, the
brain to find the best way to go,
big enough to carry the normal sized
American.
2. The Arabian - perfect for those
who travel long distances in a
day and try to multi task while
driving. Although the Arabian may
not go to your home or office with
out specific instruction, it WILL
go somewhere.
3. The Draft - Calling all soccer
moms. This big guy can carry the
whole team, their gear and snacks.
Just like the big machines, this
guy will require more fuel, and his
shoes will be more expensive
than the compact model.
4. The Western Pleasure - The right
car for the high end white
collar workers. This animal works
harder and requires more special
knowledge so only the best can
figure this out. Be sure to take your
cell phone. You won't be stuck in
traffic, you just won't be getting
anywhere fast.
5. The Parelli - Salesmen, stay at
home moms, and high school kids
will all enjoy this dream. You can
load him down with flapping
Wal-mart bags, ask him to walk in
places a horse won't fit, and you
can dance with him as you listen to
the latest tunes.
6. The Ranch - The most dependable
animal available. He will go
where ever you ask him to, at
whatever speed is appropriate. You
can tie him to the stop sign and he
will be there when you get back.
Best of all, this model has been
specially engineered to be able to
go without water for days and stay
fat and slick by eating sagebrush
and dead prairie grass.
Of course all models are available in
base colors (sorrel, bay,
black) Special order colors are
available (dun, gray, palomino) and
for an additional fee, custom paint
jobs are also available (overo,
tobiano, blanket, leopard).
No horse is sold with a warranty,
however maintenance plans are
available in the event brakes,
steering, or accelerator fail.
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