Happy New Year, I got Your Homemade Barn, and Titty Babies
By Justin Legler
POP or actually more like, “K-BAMMMMMM”……., went the cork out of the Champagne bottle…… “HAPPY NEW YEAR”!!!!! Welcome to 2017 as everyone cheered, yelled, hooped and hollered.... YEE FREAKIN HAAAA!!!! Then there’s me… I’m over here like, “Man”….. “Did you see that?” “Did you see that cork blow out of that bottle???” I don’t know about you guys, but that Champagne bottle that I uncorked this year was like shooting a 12 gauge shotgun off versus a BB gun the previous years…. NO…… Nothing expensive! I go all out and buy Andre’s, Cold Duck…. LOL…. HEY…. That’s my favorite! Anyways…. I was so impressed I went out searching for that sucker just to see if there was anything left of it… I finally found it and I swear that cork traveled the length of a football field…. Alright, I had a couple beers and a few Pendleton and Cokes before that so…, I may be exaggerating a little bit :-)…. I bent over to pick that cork up and to my disbelief, that sucker was still intact! No way…. I brought it closer to my face and into the light so I could a better look at that bad boy… On top of the cork, or the head as you would call it, well it was a fist! You know… The emoji fist icon! Huhhhhh???? Yeah!!! That’s what I was thinking too… So I flipped it over just to see what was on the bottom of the cork, or the end that goes in the bottle, well it was branded TRUMP….. Drumroll please… Bahahaha….. I gotcha…. Happy New Year Everyone! Welcome to 2017! Justin Legler here @ Imperial… Keep reading! You know I’ll chime in about Trump eventually!
How was your Christmas?? Man, mine was awesome! I had my kids this year on Christmas Eve so we all went over to Aunt Mary’s! Pretty much a family tradition and the norm for us… We all get together to visit, eat, and then play the gift exchange game…. You know, bring a gift, pick numbers and then fight over the best gift lol… It can only be stolen twice… Good stuff… Then the food…. Awww man the food! I love it because it’s an appetizer dish kind of night and Uncle Bob does one of is legendary “SMOKED” Briskets…. Yeah man!! You can only imagine! FAT belly’s all around… Sure doesn’t help that spare tire that seems to keep growing underneath the shirt this time of year though LOL… It was good to see everyone! The only thing that could have possibly been better which was a little rough I’m sure of, was imagining Santa getting that 300 pound trampoline into my house ALL by himself in the pouring rain….. Yeah… Probably could have done without that :-)…. That, and the last-minute Christmas shopping…
Now that is entirely a whole nother segment right there……. Christmas shopping…. Who likes to Christmas shop?? Of course, every woman just yelled “Hell Yes”!! Now, who waited until the last weekend to Christmas shop? Every man just turned his head like we’re all in a classroom and the teacher just asked that question… Well, my entire freakin arm just slapped me upside my head…. OOOO… OOOO…. Pick me! Pick me! That’s one thing I’m not! I’m not a shopper…. Have you ever seen me shop…. NO…. Now if it was for a new Bass boat, a new truck, or a new horse, different story… I’m all about that except my divorce keeps that in check LOL… Give me a drum roll for that one LOL… (I couldn’t help it…) Alright, back to my Christmas shopping story… Some people are all about that Christmas shopping but me, Nah…… I’d rather watch paint dry! I’m just not a crowd guy and especially a rude rushing crowd… Bump into me more than once, I’m the guy that’s thinking about shoving your head into that wall to see if it’s hollow or not, or running you over with my cart LOL… Ahhhhh, the stress… In fact, I lost my Thanksgiving spare tire trying to get thru Christmas shopping…. Don’t believe me…? Did you see how skinny I was going into Christmas Eve :-).. No??? Well, I guess you can’t call me a liar then now can you LOL…. I’m just glad it’s over… I love Christmas and everything about it, except that shopping… Next year, I’m considering Amazon but first, I’m going to wait and see what computer deals are out there… I’m sure after my first shopping experience on Amazon, my old computer probably won’t survive…. It may grow wings and decide to fly out the window :-o! Santa, it’s been real and we all thank you for the smiles this year! Until next year, enjoy your vacation….
I’m excited about 2017 for Imperial! If you haven’t liked us on Facebook @ Imperial Trailer Sales and Livestock Supply Inc, or made Imperialaz.com a favorite in your browser, you are seriously missing out especially on our new arrivals! Had about 10 consignment trailers just pop in here including 2 Platinum Trailers with Outlaw interiors…. Beautiful!! Spacious floor plans! Priced right… A used 5 horse Featherlite also snuck in here! Dump trailers are still hoping including the all new “Roll Off Dump Trailer” by MaxXD! Still got one campaigner that won’t go away! Make an offer on that 4H Logan Rampage that I still got! My loss is your gain, and the warranties apply like it’s a brand new one! Get it off my lot!
Beau and the boys on our trailer service side have continue to bang them out… from 24 PT Yearly’s to our very first “ALL ALUMINUM” Hayrack that just finished up in December! We posted the completed pics on Imperial Trailer Sales and Livestock Supply Inc Facebook Page, so be sure you’ve liked all our pages on social media! We also decided to add a 4th tire to our Trailer Tire Super Center line up campaign for the New Year… These 4 tire brands we’re proud to sell here @ Imperial knowing our name is on them, and we can trust them even with our Grandmas hauling horses up and down the road… Yes, we sell ALL brand names, but these 4 have passed the Imperial trailer tire test… No ass chewins within the first 6 months LOL…. The newest tire to our lineup is the Gladiator! Interested, call Beau and he’ll get you handled!
The barns side is, well, we are blessed… Steve and the boys are slammed! Kind of proud of our little line of barns that are starting to get more and more recognized everyday, especially when the big guys said we wouldn’t or couldn’t do it! Or as I’ve heard, “homemade” ect… Well, seems like our little "homemade" barn that is being manufactured right here in Mesa, AZ and employs local people, has been kicking a little Corporate barn ass :-)… We’re averaging a barn a week in sales and completions, and as of right now we are 8 weeks or more out… You see, "homemade" eliminates overhead, freight and you get an American made barn by a guy who is 2nd generation and with 17 years experience versus, HOT AIR…. So ya, I’m kind of proud of our little "homemade" barn and all the guys it takes to make it happen! Of course, if I can be the underdog standing up there with the big boys, chest stuck out, you know I’m going to do it…. It’s who I am and what Imperial has been built around… That’s the Cowboy tradition, right.. Pride…. “Dare to Compare” and as I advertise, “Bring me a comparable bid on ANY modular barn and I will beat it, or I’ll buy you a steak down the road at Longhorns”… You have nothing to lose and you may be shocked that, "homemade" can be better summed up as, “Whatever you want”…. Follow us on Facebook @ Imperial Enterprises Inc.
Alright, let’s do it…. “Politics By A Dumb Cowboy”….. I’m going to keep it short because he’s not in office yet, but we have T-Minus 19 days from Jan 1st until we get “The Donald”…. Excuse me, “Mr President Elect, Donald Trump”…. Yes people!! He is going to be “your” next President of the United States of America and it’s about time you get over it, accept it, and quit all the antics… We’re all tired of it…. I know all you Tofu Farting Liberals (LOL, credit Randy Lewis), spoiled ass brat millenniums, man hating womenaters (LOL credit Chad Prather), non-employed government titty babies, well he’s not who you wanted…. We get it! But he “IS”, what you are gonna get…. PERIOD!!!
How many more things can the media, “Obama administration”, and these crybabies come up with…. I mean, MY GOD…. Aren’t these the same people that blasted Trump for not accepting the election results when he actually didn’t even say it… He said…… “Ask me then”! How about I tell you what your acting like… A damn pathetic, hypocrite, sore losing whining little asshole…. YES…. You are! It’s embarrassing… Give the man a damn chance…. Last month I said it’s time to move forward, and move forward together… Look at that Cabinet Trump continues to put together…. Pretty freakin impressive…. It’s why I voted for him… It’s why most hard working “Deplorables” voted for him… It’s what he does… He builds “The Team To Succeed”. He is, “The Donald”, A Business Icon…
I laughed when he pissed off China already…. You knew that was coming…. But then you got all these candy asses like, ohhhh don’t offend them… Why not??? They’ve walk all over the US for the last 8 years, took our jobs, destroyed American made commodities, and you’re going to tell him not to piss them off..…. Trump…. Do it again…. Then, do it again…. Get our respect back! Now, how about this UN council crap that’s going on... Obama has clashed with Netanyahu since he took office… Trump Tweets “The big loss yesterday for Israel in the United Nations will make it much harder to negotiate peace. Too bad, but we will get it done anyway!” And he’s not even President yet…. Isn’t that what a President is supposed to do???? Rather than, sway the UN, piss everyone off, then go play golf… Com'mon…. Who’s the bigot??? Look how divided “OUR” Country is then he does this to Israel… Trump’s the one tweeting about peace… Think about it….
People, 2017 is going to be a phenomenal year… We all need to get behind this guy, and join him… He is our next Ronald Reagan…. No, he is “The Donald” the United States resurrector.. As always, thanks for reading…. #Gotrump #Makeamericagreatagain #Letsdoittogether #Getbehindhim
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