Sweathearts, Steve Harvey, and even God’s behind you
BY Justin Legler
|Justin & Coltin Legler - Sweet 16|
Did you know that I belong to a select group of people that are considered, “A few and far between”… Yeah!! Hard to believe huh :-).... Some of you just mumbled underneath your breath including Tracy with The Bridle and Bit, who proofs my articles LOL…. OK…. MOST of you just mumbled underneath your breath :-)... But I am though!!! I did not intend to be, you see… A higher power from above granted me the membership into this group! I was born into it!! Meaning, I had NO CONTROL!! ZERO… ZILCH…. NOTTA of being a part of this group, but guess what, I AM…. Got any idea what I’m talking about?? NO…. Well here you go! I belong to the select group that was birthed in the month of February, also known as the “SWEATHEART” group… HEY…. I’m a sweatheart YA’LL!! OK, all together…. BAHAHAHAHAHAH! OK, that’s enough… You can quit laughing now :-)!! Welcome to February everyone! Justin here @ Imperial! I hope you all had one hell of a start to the new year, and if you didn’t, It’s EARLY!!! You got 11 months and Trump to fix that problem!
I’m actually kind of glad January is over! Aren’t you? Man…. The stress of Inauguration day!! No seriously…. I thought Satan was being sworn in versus Trump, who the people actually elected… I mean, my God!! I also thought the good ole USA was going to snap in half, and all these feminist protestors were gonna come running out ½ naked, damning all of us asshole men for being sexist or for degrading them… Come on…. Please!!! Or more like, “Are you shitting me”???? Think you all did a pretty good job degrading “YOURSELF” without us having to participate in any of it! Hell, it was even raining! Not sure if God was laughing at what was going on below him, or crying due to where this Country is… Man, it’s going to be a long road isn’t it…. But we’ll all get there! I’m sure of it… Oh yeah!!! One more suggestion for all you man hating feminist….. Might want to pull that millennial kid off that exposed tit, or the Trump Train is going to really hurt when it runs his ass over, while he’s protesting because they’re gonna take away the crying rooms from the College dorms… Don’t even get me started yet…. I’ll get to all that, but you got to keep on reading :-)!
Well we finally got some well needed moisture the end of January didn’t we! Like I said earlier, God was either laughing or crying… Possibly both! OR…. Mother Nature finally came through!! California sure got hammered didn’t they! Sure wish it would spread itself out versus dumping everything all at one time! But hey, I’m not going to complain!! Well wait a minute… Maybe I ought to protest so I can get my way!! OK, I’ll quit LOL… Sure glad to see the moisture anyway we can get it!!
One of my offspring’s just turned another year older in January! My oldest son Coltin, well he just turned the big one – six…...... I still can’t believe he’s 16! All those years our grandparents and folks told us, “Slow down and enjoy because it will fly by, and the next thing you know, they’re gone”…. You know what… They’re right! I still remember it like it was yesterday… He was summersaulting in his momma’s belly enough, that I could see him doing it! Then there was the perfect imprint of his foot trying to kick his way out of his momma’s belly! Of course, I had to chuckle a little right then and there because, I KNEW, he was an ornery “Lego” / Legler… Not the milk mans kid LOL… That also got me an ass chewin :-)… Then there was his first mud bath… First stitches… First day of school…. Now he’s driving… Sure is fun to watch isn’t it!! There’s a little bit of me that wishes he was still in diapers… That’s until he shits…. Then I’m like, where’s that cap and gown LOL! Happy Birthday Kid!
Imperial kicked off the “New Year” with a bang! Sold every remaining Titan I had in stock…. These are the Titan trailers out of Oklahoma, not Kansas, just for everyone’s clarification… Typical trailer business though! Feast or famine and now I’m out of them… Man, see January still affecting me and the aftermath of the inauguration LOL…. I’m starting to rhyme about selling trailers! HAHA… I NEED and WANT your consignments! I can’t get replacements of new trailers for 6-8 weeks! So if you’re looking to sell, get it in here! I don’t care what it is…. Just get it in here! We’ll both benefit! Like us on Facebook @ Imperial Trailer Sales and Livestock Supply, Inc. and / or make Imperialaz.com a favorite in your browser! Had a couple big LQ consignment deals roll in and roll out… Sure made some customers smile on both sides! Be sure and you follow us!
Shop keeps chugging away! Finally finished up an insurance project that we had to wait on some “Super 10K” axles! Those themselves took 8 weeks to come in from Dexter! That was in addition to dropping, manufacturing, and replacing a brand new “H” on a 6 horse Sooner trainer! Fun project! You can see start, progress, and completion pics all on our Facebook page @ Imperial Trailer Sales and Livestock Supply Inc.! I made an album just for that project showing every step by step process until completion! Check it out! We also hired a new hand “Dillon Jenson” to our team of talented trailer technicians in the month January! You’ll have to welcome him the next time you’re in here! His first project is the rebuild of a Trails West LQ trailer that got rear ended after a semi lost control coming off the 17! Sound familiar?? It was on the news! Well, when we’re done with that rear end, it will look like a rear end after the Brazilian Butt lift… PERFECT… LOL, or how it did look when it left the showroom floor… Dammitt, now here come all the protestors…. HEY, men do the Brazilian Butt lift too :-)… Just not the men in my circle, but that would be funny LOL…. Cowboys doing Brazilian Butt lifts… Anyways, once he finishes up, those pics will be on our Facebook Page as well!!
Don’t forget Beau’s “Trailer Tire Supercenter Specials”! He’s got 4 lines he continues to run specials on, especially since all 4 have passed the “Imperial Tire Test”! No ass chewins in the first 6 months of selling! No dumb blowouts or separations… Just good quality tires and yes, we balance them all! No tire including trailer tires, are perfectly round! Reason you balance your vehicle tires! Schedule your “24PT Yearly Maintenance” with Beau, the boys inspect your tires DOT age, tread depth, and overall tire condition for FREE.. It’s part of the inspection! 2 day turn around guaranteed unless it’s a specialty part!
If you’ve been following Imperial Enterprise Inc. on Facebook, you’ve seen Steve and the boys were quite busy in the month of January! Projects that just finished up shows the diversity of our buildings, and what we can offer / build for you here @ Imperial… Had a “Mare Motel” with a “Galvanized” Tack room just finish up! Boys also plumb that same barn with automatic waterers, set up a wash bay, few spigots, shutoff valves, all per customer’s request! That same barn, they also did an electrical package on! You design the packages, or we can! Finished a “Back to Back” “Imperial Laminate” Shedrow barn up at the “Burkman Centre” in Rio Verde! For a friend of the Burkman Centre, we built and shipped 6 “Imperial Laminate” box stalls to Texas, that had Imperial’s first ever “Swing Out Feeder” on a Laminate wall! Yes…. You can see that video of those feeders on our Facebook page! Good stuff!! I Hope 2017 keeps it up the way it’s starting! From all of us here @ Imperial, we THANK YOU! We know you have a choice…
Alright…. You ready for this? “Politics By A Dumb Cowboy”! Here we go… Again, did we just elect and put Satan in the “Oval Office”?? Seems like it doesn’t it, the way some of these Feminist, Millennials, Liberals, Mainstream Media, spoiled ass brats are acting!! Man… Let’s throw a few more temper tantrums and break some more shit… Let’s destroy someone else’s personal property that “someone” has worked hard for… Let’s kick a few more windows in on a local business that we buy from every day! Where in the hell does any of this make sense! Protest…. NO… That’s vandalism!!! In my book, pushing local terrorism…. But you know what…. People are finally getting fed up… They’re starting to speak out! I’ve even seen women FINALLY speaking out against these man hating feminist… I mean common… I’m also applauding those like Steve Harvey, Ray Lewis, who are not scared to join Trump to unite this Country, and who are also saying, “HE”S NOT a RACIST”…. UNITE, NOT DIVIDE….
Does racism and true feminism still exist! Yes…. It does! BUT….. Only by freakin idiots or companies going nowhere… It’s 2017 people!! Wake up! Everyone has equal opportunities….. The only thing is….. You have to get out there, and go get it… It’s not going to be given to you! It kind of falls back to, giving every child a trophy! Society has created a bunch of titty babies, or as Kenneth Roberts puts it, “Sugar Tit Children”…. Alright…., Do you see the pictured I just painted for you?? Who’s protesting??? EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Trump Train!!!! CHOOOO!!!!! CHOOOO!!!!
If these protestors keep it up, I’m going to exercise my freedom of entrepreneurship in this great nation, and design a paddle! A “Trump Paddle”! It’s going to be a HUGE…. It’s going to be made of AMERICAN STEEL…. It’s will have a Trump emblem (sneak the Imperial emblem in there somewhere for free advertisement LOL) so when paddled, you’re branded Trump (Imperial) = Titty Baby.. All Armed Forces including everyone dressed in Blue, well they ALL get one! SPANK AWAY… You will forever be branded and labeled for what you are…. The “TRUE BIGOT” of this Nation!
OK, how about something positive… Did you see the sign??? NO NO NO NO… Not Bill Clinton staring at Melania Trump’s ass, as she walked with Trump to the podium while Hillary sat there and watched him in plain light…. YEAH… PRICELESS…. Who Sexist…. Just think, some of you almost put that family back in the office… No, the real sign…. Franklin Graham did!! The Pastor… It happened during Trump Inauguration speech! As soon he said, “Our Nation will be protected by God”, the skies cut loose and started to pour rain! According to Franklin, it wasn’t God laughing or crying, it’s the Biblical sign of God’s blessing on our new President…. We’re not the only ones behind you Trump! #Keepgoing #Makeamericagreatagain #YouevengotGodbehindyou…. As always, thanks for reading and coming along for the ride…
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