Cowboy… Hard Boiled Eggs… Veterans and Kids First…
By Justin Legler
I’ll tell you what….. I’m entered up… You bet your ass I am…. Every night to be exact…. You see, I use to rope a little back in the day, and I’m trying to get back at it… I’m even keeping a rope in my truck at all times, just so I can throw it at stupid things like, trash cans! Hock Two-ieee…. COWWWWBOYYYY…. Actually, I’m looking for a good heeler if you know of one… Where??? Florence!! Best damn roping arena that side of the Queen Creek Wash and my driveway leads you to it…. Of course…. Who do you think your talking to??? Hock Two-ieee again LOL…. It actually starts at the entrance of my driveway… You see, I got a horseshoe driveway that is lacking everything but the straight away LOL…. My pasture fences are built to house it, that’s if I would ever finish it!!! Anyways, this is how it goes… I pull that dodge over that culvert at the entrance of my driveway then stop…. I put it in reverse, then back it up! Just a little bit…. I look up to see my other horses nostrils flaring in anticipation…. I then look to my right to check and see if my heeler is ready… You know, my imaginary one since I don’t have one yet…. Come on now! Get with the program…. He’s sitting in his imaginary heeler box…. You know, the last leg of my driveway I got to finish LOL….. You got it now?? Alright then…. I look forward, rev my motor and nod my head screaming, “YAAAAAAAAAAAAA”…..!!!! Two things sticking up in the air just take off running…. Ducking, diving and darting! Well, I floor that Dodge and start swinging that rope inside the cab of my truck, hitting everything but the damn two things sticking up in the air…. We go racing down the driveway and right before I get ready to throw that rope, they dart underneath my camp trailer and disappear…. Damn cotton-tails… Those freakin bunnies are everywhere right now… They’re swarming my pastures due to all the grass, brought on by the recent rains we’ve had…. So why not…. I play cowboy with them… I’m young at heart still!! One of these days I’m going to get one LOL…. Welcome to March everyone!! Justin here @ Imperial…
How about them rains?? Sure making the desert green this year isn’t it…. It’s the gossip here @ Imperial! Especially first time snow birds… Some of them I guess didn’t believe we had grass here LOL…. Well we do… Quite a bit actually when it rains!! It just doesn’t normally rain like this! We are a desert.. Soon the wild flowers will be popping out everywhere… If you never witness the desert covered in wild flowers, you got to see it! Unbelievable beauty… Get out there and check them out!
How about California… Man…. They go from drought for how many years to, rain after rain after rain…. I think they’re going to wash away or sink into the ocean if it doesn’t stop here soon…. Some of you just mumbled underneath your breathe, “the problem is where” :-)…… Hey now, I got family over there that I actually like …. AND…. I actually love the State of California…. I’ve always said, if there weren’t so many damn people there, I would have a place in the foothills of San Diego…. Beautiful state…. They do have a few whack jobs over there, but which state doesn’t?? Hell, Trump is just helping point them out… You know, everyone protesting… OR…. How about Jerry Brown.. The Governor of California who bashed Trump, but now is begging for Federal Funds…. Still want to be a “Sanctuary State”??? Can you say “KHARMA”…… Of course, we’ll get to that but you got to keep reading!
Who’s ready for Spring?? Easter?? Hell, it’s already Spring - Easter at my house with all the damn cotton-tails stealing my horses grass… My kids love them though… It’s time for the earth to start defrosting and bringing the ground back to life…. I KNOW…. Soon it will be HOT but let’s enjoy those wild flowers while we can…. Before they all die and start a fire…. It’s going to be rough this year I’m afraid… Fire season…. Knock that vegetation out around your house while you can before it gets hot, and too late! You don’t want a fire…. Not fun… I still remember a few years back, 12 to be exact, few of us trying to finish 4000’ of 5H4R fencing… All notched…. You know that feeling, “Almost done”! Only 20’ left…. What’s that crackling?? OOOOO SHIT, FIRE!.. No water truck on top of that!!! Crab grass everywhere, and burning as fast as you can walk…. RnR Ranch Supply Inc. boys (that was the barn companies name then) almost made the 5 o’clock news that day for burning down Rio Verde… We got it out, but I wanted to barf!! EXHAUSTION….. Then we had the 20’ left! Yeah…. Don’t ever want to experience that again… Some of you fence builders are probably sitting there snickering…. Been there done that! Sometimes it’s better just to wait for fall… Shout out to the Dog Man BTW…. Hope all is well!
Easter is one of my favorite holidays… You? I’m not sure why, but it is… It’s probably the 70 degree weather here in the AZ… The flowers… The excitement in kid’s eyes being able to be outside in knee high grass, looking for eggs, and chasing each other… The laughter everywhere! OR….., maybe it’s all the hard boiled eggs…. I LOVE hard boiled eggs!!! Egg Salad…. Deviled eggs…. You betcha… Those things can create quite the commotion can’t they … Maybe that’s why I love Easter … Nothing like being able to leave the room a quiet lethal cloud of OHHHHHH MY GODDDDDDD…… Bahahahah…. Priceless!! Guaranteed to leave a smile on your face for at least a few hours!!! Happy Easter everyone!!! Eat your eggs :-)!!!
Well, the first two months of the year here at Imperial have been awesome! Our newest line of tires, the “Gladiators”, have been a crack out of the park… Especially the 12 ply 235/85/ R16…. It looks just like the G614, and sidewalls feels just as tough! Our distributor actually ran out of that tire for a little while due to the demand… It’s finally back in inventory after being on back-order… Be sure and check those tires out, pack them bearings before the heat, and prevent “MAYHEM”…. Call Beau today, and schedule your “24PT Yearly Maintenance”… It’s that time!
Man, trailers continue to sell!! Not helping us get that inventory built up, but you’re not going to see me complain … It’s sure helping our consignment trailers though!! If you follow us on Facebook @ Imperial Trailer Sales and Livestock Supply Inc., you’ve seen them roll out of here and us posting pics of our happy new customers and trailer owners… Considering selling yours, don’t even call!! Just get it in here! Make sure and keep an eye out on Imperialaz.com, or make us a favorite in your browser! Just took on a new line of horse trailers, and we’ll announce, surprise everyone on there, as soon as they roll in…
Barns, buildings, fence…… Still nuts! In fact, we’re hiring again! Looking for superintendents, welders, office help….. If your interested, send me a resume to Justin@imperialaz.com.. Trying to keep production down to 8 weeks! Hopefully that will come down once we get some good help hired! Make sure you’re following us on Facebook @ Imperial Enterprise Inc. Been finishing a barn a week and posting it on there so all can see or work! As always, THANK YOU for choosing Imperial! We know you have a choice!!
Alright, lets get to it!!! “Politics By A Dumb Cowboy”…. Let me start here… Who in the hell is getting tired of the Leftist, the Liberals, and HOLLYWOOD bashing Trump… I mean come on! The protest are getting old…. The whining is like listening to fingernails on a chalk board….. It’s just BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH…..! SHUT UP ALREADY….. GET OVER IT……. Who watched the Oscars??? HORRIBLE... Do any of you Hollywood paper asses have a backbone anymore…. Robots!! Just what the “OLD” Government wants…. Every one of them seemed like they were bashing Trump… Didn’t it? Of course, everyone is reading from the tele-prompter so who truly knows their real views…. Hey, read off this tele-prompter, or we’ll destroy your career…. Sounds like “Big Government” to me…. How about, grow a pair and have your own opinion… OK, that’s not fair… For you independent Lady’s, don’t grow a pair… PLEASE… Don’t wear them female private part costumes again either…. PLEASE… If need be, FREE THEM.... OK, that’s sexiest… Shit, back myself into a hole didn’t I…. OK, I got it…. Kick them assholes with the newly dropped pair…. We good now LOL…. Alright, lets move on… No but seriously, Come on…. Reason the man is in office because we all pulled together and put him in there! RIGHT….. Anyways, I quit watching half way thru! I couldn’t take it anymore…. Oscar what????? Exactly…..
When are these dumb asses going to realize what the man has done?? He’s doing exactly what he said he was going to do… Right…. He’s sure stirring up the shit pot though isn’t he…. But honestly, aren’t you loving every freakin minute of it?? I am!! What people don’t realize, Trump has signed 18 executive orders and memos just in his first 12 days of office… YEAH!! That’s an average of 1.5 executive actions a day…. Isn’t that what a President is supposed to do??? Or golf….. Look how many BILLIONS he has returned to “The United States of America” ALREADY…. Does that stand for nothing???? Are you going to hear about that?? NO!! So I’ll tell you.... All we’re hearing about is how raciest and un-american he is for NOT letting refugees into our Country that have NOT been properly vetted! Are you against that?? I stand with him on this! But again, I’m a WHITE MALE COWBOY who is labeled a racist even though I’m not! More like, a dying breed…. Possibly the true minority….. But hey, I’m not giving up …. It’s mine and my kids home too… Reason I write…. “President” Trump, I’m with ya brotha!! The day our Vetran's who fought for our Freedoms, and the youth of our very own Country NO MATTER THE RACE are off the streets, “ALL OF THEM”, then you are welcome once your properly vetted… AMERICA FIRST….. Keep it up Trump… Don’t weaken…. There’s more of us behind you than what Hollywood portrays….. #Keepgoing #Makeamericagreatagain #YouevengotGodbehindyou…. As always, thanks for reading and coming along for the ride…
Top of Page