Allergies, Fake Easter Bunny, and It’s Coming…..
By Justin Legler
Would you look at that desert…. When can you remember the AZ desert ever having this many flowers in it?? Crab grass…. Hell, ALL the vegetation looks like it’s on steroids right now…. I know I said something last month about it, but damn… Mother Nature was great this year!! Doesn’t happen very often in these parts, so let’s thank her for it… Let’s sneeze all over her LOL… I’ve never had allergies my entire life…. I’m still a believer that I don’t.. People tell me, “you can get allergies once you get older”…. I look at them in disbelief… So, what are you trying to say? Are you saying, I’m getting old :-)… I still don’t believe it… I don’t have allergies!! It’s a damn cold… Colds make your eyes red and ball all day and then, make you sneeze like your trying to get your lung to exit out your nostril?? Whatever it is, I’m ready for it to knock it off… If it “IS” allergies, well then, I’m ready for the heat so they die LOL…. Hello everyone and Happy Spring.. Justin here @ Imperial!
Did you get out there and take advantage of all this beauty, like go hiking? No… Why not?? I even felt rambunctious and went hiking myself, especially after seeing all the post on Facebook of people getting after it… OK, that wasn’t the real reason.. I went out searching for that damn Easter Bunny who stood me up last month…. Damn bunny… Got me all excited and then, NO SHOW…. I even raided the Safeway there in Florence, or is it San Tan Valley…. Whatever, the one on Hunt… Went in there whistling (I might have been skipping) and bought me about 5 dozen eggs…. I was in there going thru them, you know, checking for broken eggs…. When this woman asked me, “You alright??” Guess I’d been standing there with a crazy look in my eyes, and evil laugh, drooling…. I looked at her and automatically my turrets went off, IT’S GOD DAMN HARD BOILED EGG TIME…. She quickly grabbed her eggs and hauled ass bahahaha… Alright, back to my hiking story….
I’m at the base of the Superstitions glassin for a bunny carrying Easter Eggs… Alright I’m kidding… I decided to hike Peralta Trail… Just something about that trail this time of year… Well, it’s memorizing… Got my aqua, got a sandwich, my binoculars, a knife, and started up the trail… I seen all kinds of cool stuff… Flowers, Easter bunnies :-), everything the desert has to offer this time of year after a wet winter… That’s when I heard it… I looked around and nothing…. Then I heard it again… Rattle rattle rattle… Right then and there I remembered seeing on the news, SNAKES… They’ve already been coming out of hibernation due to the 10 days in the 90’s we had… Few people have already been bitten… For a minute I was like, PFFFF…. COWBOY!!!! Then I heard it again, but closer this time… In my head I was like, where in the hell are you, you Devil… Rattle Rattle Rattle… Alright now I’m scared… I started jumping around, kicking and screaming like some of these parents kids in Walmart :-)… That should scare it off… NOPE… Kept getting louder then all of sudden, a sharp pain shot down my leg…. I turned and there it was… That damn snake just bit me… Bit me right on the butt… I’m guessing the venom is what I was feeling shooting down my leg… I’m like, shit…. SHIT SHIT SHIT…. Pulled my knife out to do what they do in the movies… Stab myself in the butt, and try to suck it out… Then I thought to myself, how in the hell am I going to do that??? All of a sudden, and this ain’t no shit, the Easter Bunny come hopping around the corner :-)… Damn I’m sure glad to see you bunny!! April Fools :-)!!! Had ya going didn’t I…. Ohhh, by the way, Easter’s this month Y’ALL… Where were you on that one last month Beau LOL… Guess that’s just proves, this dumbass really does write his own articles :-)… Hope I didn’t screw you up too bad last month.. My bad!
Speaking of the 90’s… Who’s done their “Yearly Maintenance's”?? Come on now…. Do you really want that evil thing they call “Mayhem” getting ya?? Rule of thumb… Once a year, or every 8,000 miles… Whichever comes first…. Still don’t think you need to… Go out there and grab the top of one of your tires.. Now repeatedly, push and pull fast… Hear that poppin?? Does it feel loose??? Yep, you need one!! How about them tires?? Check your tire pressure?? Those tires lost air pressure during the cool months I guarantee it!! See any cracks in the sidewalls?? Any weird bubbles or deformities in the tread?? That’s a sign of separation!! Boys are busy this time of year but in most cases, two day turn around… If not to us, get it in to a reliable shop or someone you trust… If “Mayhem decides to blow one of your tires, or even worse, seizes a bearing….. Well, somebody will be doing the ca ching cha ching dance :-)…. Make sure you get it done…. Want us to do it, call Beau!
Rolled a few trailers last month… Quite a few consignments!! If you haven’t yet, like us on Facebook @ Imperial Trailer Sales and Livestock Supply Inc, well your missing out… We have our “Thankful Thursdays” every week… OK, we try too… Making people famous for a day and showing them smiles… Good stuff! Thinking about selling?? If you are, get it in here!! Don’t even call, just bring it in… We need trailers! Can’t seem to hang on to any which is a good problem :-)… It also helps yours sell… No competition! Got new ones on their way including a new line (SHHHHH), but not fast enough.. Still a ways out... What did you say??? Yours needs help… I’ll tell you what, I got a few trailer technicians back there that when they can’t hear me, I’m starting to rename them “Trailer Beauticians” LOL…. George and Steve just brought back a 25 year old, “OLD SCHOOL” WW to showroom condition… I mean, MEOW MEOW…. Boys are dangerous with a paint gun :-)…. Another reason you should follow us on Facebook…. That trailer is on there…
Construction / manufacturing side still blowing and going…. Finished up a couple more barns which we posted those to Imperial Enterprises Inc Facebook page... Yes, you have to like both pages :-)… One of the barns that posted is a crossbreed.. It’s crossbed between an “Imperial Laminate” and a “Imperial Mare Motel”… Turned out sharp… Broke ground the end of March on a 26’x60’ steel building… Stay tuned on that one… Our biggest accomplishment last month, we FINALLY got that display up... YEAH!! Now you can come by anytime to see! "DARE TO COMPARE!!" All of us here are pretty proud of our “little” barn company… We have you to thank for choosing Imperial! We know you have a choice!
Alright, let’s get to it… “Politics By A Dumb Cowboy”… I’m going to start off this month a little different… I’m going to start off with a question… I want your honest opinion!! Well as honest as you can be since you’re there, and I’m here…. Pretend we’re face to face… Better yet, I’m not there… Be real with yourself…. No leftist or media to convince you what to think… Nobody there to offend…. Just you!! Can you do that?? If the answer is "NO", let me suggest that you put down that damn phone!! Open your eyes! Find that back bone the last administration stole from you…. Maybe it’s what you want…. Maybe your lazy! Maybe you want Government in control… Socialism…. Wake up!!! Quit depending on them… Depend on yourself…. Look with your own eyes…. LOOK AT THE MAN and what he has already accomplished…. I’m so sick of the media and the leftist trying to disguise the progress Trump has made… All you hear is the first 100 days in office blah blah blah…. People, it’s been 60 days! Yeah, that’s it… Maybe it’s because of all the things he has done is why it seems so long….. Maybe it’s all the bitching… Look up Whitehouse.gov…. 10+ pages listing his accomplishments from executive orders and so on…. 3 trillion in the stock market! $300 billion in new investments and job creations! How many major factories are staying? Ford, Carrier, Hasbro!! It’s the best small business market since 1984…. Did you hear any of that on the news?? NO… But pretty damn impressive don’t you think?? Aaaahhh YEAH!!!
The only thing we’re hearing right now is, Obamacare… Millions will not have insurance…. Reason Ryancare failed…. Blah, Blah, Blah… Let me point out one thing…. Neither one says Trumpcare does it?? Congress passes the bills, not our President!! He’s not to blame… He’s our Chief Executive Officer that is trying to get a replacement before Obamacare fails which it’s going to fail!! Of course, people are not going to see this until their premiums triple this year forcing them to drop their Obamacare! The same year our Government is going to start imposing fines up to $5K for not having it! Yeah, goes into effect this year…. It happened to one of my employees a couple years back and the ONLY reason I know about it… He got Obamacare when previously not having any health insurance! Had a little heart scare, then had to drop his Obamacare because his deductibles cleaned him out…. His tax returns averaged $6500.00 to $8K every year…. You know what he got back that year after all that?? $100.00!!! Yeah… It’s coming! Reason Trump is pushing so hard to repeal Obamacare…. So remember that the next time your hear the blame game and it’s his fault… NO…. It’s not! All he’s trying to do is bail his people out… AGAIN!!! #Keepgoing #Trump #Repeal #Wherewithyou #Makeamericagreatagain #YouevengotGodbehindyou…. As always, thanks for reading and coming along for the ride…
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