Is that Toto, SPFFF, and keep Flexin them Muscles Boys
By Justin Legler
Well, I think April needs to do a little better job in representing itself…. You agree?? AZ needs a “DO OVER” April!!! I mean com'mon…. Went from one of the wettest winters that I can remember to, nothing….. I mean, FREAKIN NOTHING! April, I’m calling BS…. Where’s my “April Showers brings me May Flowers”?? NO!!! All you brought were, pre-triple digits that we’re NOT supposed to see until May… Then you brought a lot of unexpected wind…. This is AZ… Not Kansas!! Now I know Northern AZ, you guys normally have to tie yourself down in April, but not the Valley of the Sun….. I think I seen Toto flying… You know, the dog from “Wizard of OZ” LOL…. At least the wind kept the early triple digits bearable, but it did fuel a couple of early fires…. Way too early for that shit!!
While we’re thinking about it, let’s send out our “Prayers Angels” to all the men and women who fight them fires coming into fire season…. We pray this fire season is minimal even though it’s starting out on the wrong leg… That EVERYONE OF YOU stays safe!! AMEN!! I’m also going to speak on behalf of AZ right now, THANK YOU for what you do!! That’s a HARD, HARD job… Ever fight a fire??? You’ve heard my story a couple of times if you follow my articles… Just a reminder to all you young or newly started fence builders…. IT’S NOT WORTH IT!!! Be careful out there! Don’t make the fire fighters jobs harder than they are! Hello everyone!! Justin here @ Imperial!
How was your Easter?? Good?? Mine was awesome of course… I got my stash of hard boiled eggs LOL…. All mine… I mean, I would share if my kids shared the same interest as I do… But they don’t…. Although they do have to eat the first one that comes out!! That’s a Legler Family Tradition!! OK, I lied there… I do it because I’m an ASS… I love the facial expressions, and the gag reflex that takes place after sampling it bahahaha…. Love my kids LOL! But….. They do have to try one :-)!!! Afterwards Sis come out to the house, I fired up the old smoker, cooked a batch of Cowboy beans for the first time in a long time…. Just gave something for Beau and I to fight over the following week LOL…. Yep, it was an awesome Easter! Hope yours was awesome too…
Alright, got a lot to talk about this Article… Trump sure is pissing the world off isn’t he!!! BUT, he’s winning America back one person at a time... Yes, that’s my opinion! Recent polls are also backing up what I just said!! Then we got his first 100 days in office that just came to an end…. You got to keep reading if you want to hear “Politics By A Dumb Cowboy” :-)… Got a new face here @ Imperial if you don’t follow us on Facebook.., Guess what?? She’s a WOMAN!!! YEAH!!!! So, all you out there that thought we were woman haters, or sexiest guys…. NOT TRUE!! We got one LOL…. Yes, I’m kidding… It’s harder than you think to find the right woman who can put up with this “all men crowd” that we have here @ Imperial…. Especially Mr. Beau Lindley’s potty mouth when he throws his fits :-)…. Alright, alright, ALRIGHT…. Maybe it’s my tongue… The cuss jar is back out LOL… Anyways, would you please help us welcome Sierra to the Imperial team so we can keep her :-)…. She brings the gentle side and warmth to Imperial’s office that Beau and I can’t seem to find or have :-)… Glad to have her on board…
Our new trailers still haven’t shown up… By the time you read this, I’m hoping they’re here…. So, I’m still going to keep you suspended until they land on this yard…. If you have Imperialaz.com saved on your browser as one of your favorites, you’ll probably see it there first… Got a load of Norstar Truck Beds due also in May… If you missed getting your butts in here to check out our Roll-Offs by MaxXD, well you’re gonna have to wait now…. Had a GC Contractor out of Wittman that bought every bin I had and the last trailer! Shout out to Haga Construction… They’ll be renting them soon! Got them on order, but it’s 10 weeks…. Yeah….. Welcome to the trailer business…. Feast or Famine, or more like, lets starve to death waiting on them :-)…. They’ll be here soon!
Our shop keeps on rocking but it always does this time of year as you know…. Our employee named “MAYHEM”, well he’s working FULL overtime right now as he always does once that mercury starts to rise… Make sure you get those trailers in here for their “24PT Yearly Maintenance” and avoid that guy…. He’s actually Mother Nature’s employee not mine, but we get to fix his messes…. Boys and I would rather meet you on a good note versus, trying to put your trailer back together… Get them in here! While it’s here, Beau and the boys will check your tires for free! If they’re older than 4 years, be careful…. DOT recommends replacing them every four years!!! Just a FYI… If your shopping, compare our trailer tire prices before you buy…. You’ll be surprised that Imperial whips our big-name competitor’s prices, EVERY DAY :-)!! Make sure your following our shop on Facebook @ Imperial Trailer Sales and Livestock Supply, Inc… We run all our specials on there, and post pics of projects that just completed… One of the most recent one is, a new aluminum floor overlay… Yeah!!! We fix pitted out aluminum floors! Make sure to like our page!
Here’s something new we’re doing around here… Kind of exciting for me… Our Construction/manufacturing side is working on one our newest and most recent building design while I type to be exact… I’ve been building “Haybarns” and “Stick Built Barns” this way for 15 years, just never pursued it… Now we are… Other reason is, we had a guinea pig that hired us, and allowed us to build it for them LOL… Yes, I’m kidding again… I got jokes this month :-)… Introducing Imperial’s newest building, the “Imperial Light Gauge Steel Building” line…. It’s an inexpensive solution for our customers who want a backyard garage, toy hauler garage, or even small sheds…. Light gauge doesn’t mean it’s a piece of crap!!! It means, we’re able to clear span up to a certain width with our 4x4 14ga that’s galvanized for the columns, trusses and rafters versus, red iron and I-beam…. They’re pretty slick!! Yes, they’re engineered so you can pull a permit… Only way to check them out right now is by liking our other Facebook page, Imperial Enterprise Inc! The only place we’ve got pics of is on there since it so new… If you’re a red iron and I-Beam building kind of person, we’re still doing those too… Just giving more variety… Don’t forget to check out our barn ad in this Bridle and Bit! Every month we run barn package specials for each line we manufacture, Mare Motel, Galvanized Horse Condo, and the “Imperial Laminate Barn”… You can also see our specials @ imperialbarns.com/specials.
Alright, you made it thru all my yap…. It’s time for “Politics By A Dumb Cowboy”…. Who stood up and yelled, “Hell Yeah!!! That a boy…. Get their ass Trump!!” when you woke up after hearing Trump just bombed Syria’s air field once learning President Assad was dropping chemical bombs on his own people… Mainly women and children…. Then those pics…. Man…. I bet I would have snapped his arm or mine, after the massive high five I wanted to give him…. Who in the Hell does that to their own people… Who in the Hell does that period… It’s one of the most horrific things I’ve seen that actually occurred in my lifetime… It was actually carried out and done to people…. Trump, or better yet, Mr. President, you’re my freakin hero…. AGAIN!! Thank you for standing up against that evil and for the people of that Country against the corruption…. Thank you for having the BALLS to do it….
Did you see the interview on CNN?? Priceless!!! The one of the Syrian man when question by the CNN reporter, what he thought of Trumps band on Refugees…. “With all do respect ma'am, Thank You Trump…. Why should I leave my Country… This is my Country… My home…. Could have heard a pin drop from the top of the Eiffel Tower….. Yeah, how about that all you Liberial Leftest, Fake Media asswhipes…. “THANK YOU TRUMP” is what I heard…. Then theirs Russia….. Russia moves their Naval ship in to flex their muscles… Well that just squashed the rumors that those two were in cahoots… If it didn’t, I got some ocean front property in (ALL TOGETHER NOW), ARIZONAAAAAAA I’d like to sell you!!! Florence, AZ to be exact…. Com'mon, let that one go now…
Lately it’s been North Korea….. SPFFF….. What are they going to do…. It’s waking up China though isn’t it… If your unaware of this, China told Trump to exit South Korea for exchange they would get North Korea to halt its nuclear program…. Yeah, you’ve done such a good job up to now haven’t you…. Instead, he tells them that South Korea has been our ally from the beginning and he’s got their back… You (as in China) need to call out your adversaries… “People put on blindfolds for decades, and now it’s time to solve the problem”…. " This has made China speak up and warn North Korea to knock it off… Of course, they all seen him drop the mother of all bombs, the “Moab Bomb” on ISIS in Afghanistan… He’s getting the World’s attention… Now that killed some people yes… But only the people who send their children in strapped with bombs to kill Americans not to mention their kid they strapped the bomb to…. Don’t believe me, look up Steven Gern…. The muscled up hero that also told the truth, then got sent home…. All this within Trumps first 100 days…. 29 Executive orders… Not to mention he’s fighting both sides everyday….. For US… Drain the swamp, cut the fat….. Keep flexing them muscles Mr. President and Steven Gern.. This Cowboy has your back… #Keepgoing #Trump #Wherewithyou #Makeamericagreatagain #YouevengotGodbehindyou #Flexthemmuscles…. As always, thanks for reading and coming along for the ride…
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